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| ho-ly crap. With all of the hype they gave it, it seemed like this movie might actually be worth watching. don't waste your time or the money. I'd give away plot spoilers, but there simply is nothing in there to give away.
Couple hears noises.
typical psychic/ouija board/blah blah studying about it
more stuff on film.
oo exorcism talk? so overdone (don't worry, no exorcisms are done
stab bang.
The scariest part of the movie was the pogo stick scene. What's that? you saw the movie and don't remember the pogo stick scene? Well, after the first 15 minutes or so, I was getting a little bit bored. I can understand a slow buildup to a story, so I was hoping this is what they were doing. 20 minutes. 30 minutes. same stuff. The movie is like... 1hr 37 minutes long, so if you are doing the math and finding about what % of the movie you are in, lets just say you are in waaaay too far in a horror movie to not have anything substantial happen.
I'm also cool with the less is more tactic, but at one point in the film, one of the characters asked "wtf is going on?!" or some bs line like that, and somebody in the crowd said "im getting my fking money back!", which of course was the best part of the movie.
Your mind will wander, and the only reason to see the movie is to get out of the house or to have a date get scared and cuddle with you. Actually, scratch that thought. They won't be scared. He/she will be looking at his/her watch wondering if the nearest fast food place closed yet. Bring a pillow. As I was watching the movie, I thought about how it'd be cool to leave my seat and go up to random seats, just out of their peripheral vision, and just go BOO! I could then say "you're welcome", and that'd at least give them something to be afraid of.
All in all, this got more hype than the titanic, but sinks even faster. If you want a scary movie, I heard the michael jackson movie is coming out soon.
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| ty sean =o
some people said its hella scary tho XD
i haven't watched it yet but ty for info :3 |
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| I've watched it your right the pogo scene is the only good scene i slept through mosto f the movie because it was b oring, my friend kept hitting me to keep me up
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Location: On a NICE BOAT cuddling Makoto's severed head... | I think the Nightmare on Elm Street movies would keep you awake the whole time, not this movie.... I had a couple friends who told me, it was so boring, they would rather watch Baby Einstein shows.... roflmao |
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| I thought about this again, and I thought "maybe I'm being unfair." You know when in horror movies, they show the person looking in the mirror, and then you expect a cutaway to show something in the mirror again? Perhaps we expect too much from horror movies that we have a bigger threshold for fear and stuff. This is not the case.
This movie is called a horror movie, and we expect it to be. It fails to do that, and does badly. I'm going to give you a tip. When you come to baby powder scene, think of how awesome it would be if Lebron James were there to help spread that sht. Hilarity will ensue and maybe it'll lift your spirits to sit through another 10 minutes of this mess of a movie.
It is funny how mika is always trying to get the gf to do stuff in front of the camera, but shes always rejecting him. Oh, and the lines, what garbage. This is stuff that when your REAL gf/bf says, you cringe. Why do we wanna pay 10$ to see it in films?
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Location: On a NICE BOAT cuddling Makoto's severed head... | There will be Saw VII................unfortunately.... lolz |
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| I SAW that coming. eh, see what I did there?! |
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Location: Finland | Wtf was pogo stick scene?
Just watched and think that ye it was kinda boring all through, but whow, was that real or acted? Like, wat the hell..? |
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| SAW VI sucked ballz and no there won't be a 7 ^^
sorry but the movie sucked, no suspense, u know whats gonna happen before hand.
and just to clarify there won't be a saw 7 since these last 6 murders/puzzles were the last things on his will ^^
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Location: On a NICE BOAT cuddling Makoto's severed head... | dead_roll - 10/28/2009 9:07 AM
SAW VI sucked ballz and no there won't be a 7 ^^
sorry but the movie sucked, no suspense, u know whats gonna happen before hand.
and just to clarify there won't be a saw 7 since these last 6 murders/puzzles were the last things on his will ^^
Trust me, if they expanded NOES and Friday the 13th to 10+ movies, they can do it with Saw too. lolz Of course, it will always be a crappy story. Horror movies are not meant to have a good story line anyways... |
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| WinterRain: absolutely correct. this answers rappwrs question. i dunno if i can put weblinks here, but google IMDB (international movie database) and you can find info on a lot of movies.
Remi: didn't they have jason in space or something? lol horror movies can go on forever, just like numbers. Next will be Saw VII, then Saw VIII: never saw it coming, Saw IX, See-Saw, Saw on Ice, ColonelSaw-nders and Scooby Doo, The Saw-shank Redemption, Saw-Dome-ee, Was i saW?: the palindrome effect, War-Saw: the murders in the ghetto, Saw IX (that's right, we already used this name, but we know you won't remember, we don't give a fk anymore), Saw MMLCDDXVIII (because we can), Saw: the beginning, Seen: the prequel, See: the documentary of Jigsaw, Jigsaw saw a jig: the day he started killing, Hammer: Not a saw, etc.
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i wont see Saw (any of 'em) cos im not into that kind of scary
now i wanna see The Fourth Kind.
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Location: On a NICE BOAT cuddling Makoto's severed head... | Saw I and IV are the only ones worth watching. The rest are crap. 80% of all Saw movie watchers agree with me.
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Location: i live in Universe! nice to meet you HUMANS ;D | I HATE THAT MOVIE... SCARES ME TOOO HELLLLLLLLL D: |
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Location: On a NICE BOAT cuddling Makoto's severed head... | ^ roflmao at your sig. |
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Location: i live in Universe! nice to meet you HUMANS ;D | BE JEALOUS HIS MINE!! miuhahahaha |
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| Pistola, Saw VI was definately the last of the saga ^^ thats it thats all there won't be another one, unless they redo saw I and remaster it with better special effects other than that its the end of the saw movies |
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Location: On a NICE BOAT cuddling Makoto's severed head... | Well, Saw VI made the least money out of all Saw movies.... so I guess that might have been the last nail on the wood. |
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| remi, your new sigs made more money then those movies combined. Horror movies never die. |
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| okay, paranormal activity was the scariest movie ever. I never ever watch scarey movies, and I doubted this one because it was low budjet. It is SOOO SCAREY. I dont care what sean says about the movie. Like 3/4 of the movie I was hiding behind my jacket or hiding behind michael. |
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